arsene york-hunt 9:15 Fri Nov 29
How do I dispose of my dead cat?
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Any useful tips?
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Gaffer58
5:38 Mon Dec 2
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Just rub your knob on it, most people on this site suggest that for dead computers.
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Mike Oxsaw
1:04 Mon Dec 2
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Has it started humming yet?
If so, enter it into the X-factor.
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Lily Hammer
12:40 Mon Dec 2
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Bung it in a dust bin and drop it off in a Liverpool slum, of course.
It won't go to waste.
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Aalborg Hammer
12:21 Mon Dec 2
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/101-Uses-for-a-Dead-Cat-by-Simon-Bond-Paperback-1988/201432938
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deanfergi
12:06 Mon Dec 2
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Harvey Keitel..?
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bruuuno
6:25 Sun Dec 1
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Tbh the leave it in the road so the council can scrape it up is probably the most practical and easy solution
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bruuuno
6:24 Sun Dec 1
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A nice idea norm, not sure it’s entirely relevant though
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normannomates
4:10 Sun Dec 1
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Invest in a decent rifle.
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Sniper
11:15 Sat Nov 30
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Officially cats don’t have ‘owners’ like dogs do, so you can just leave it somewhere and call the council waste team and they’ll come and shovel it up
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Lertie Button
10:45 Sat Nov 30
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Tell the wife and kids your taking it to the vets for disposal and drive down the road and fuck it over the hedge.
Nobody will complain about the ton you saved them.
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Westham67
10:20 Sat Nov 30
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Alfs as x 50
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HairyHammer
9:54 Sat Nov 30
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Fuck this thread I refuse to paw through it any more/
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HairyHammer
9:52 Sat Nov 30
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Honestly some of these senseless and quite honestly insensitive comments are a catastrophe.
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Billy Blagg
9:33 Sat Nov 30
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Is this WHO irrepressible humour? If so, I pass. If not - take the poor animal to the vet.
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Headtheball
2:07 Sat Nov 30
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I remember there was a famous book called '101 uses for a dead cat'. A best seller in its day. Probably worth getting a copy for a few ideas. A door stop maybe?
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Tomshardware
1:58 Sat Nov 30
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In the past year I've had to bury 2 dead wild rabbits. I dug the whole to around 2 feet deep.
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Westham67
1:49 Sat Nov 30
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Have it stuffed and hang on your rear view mirror like an 80s furry dice
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Spandex Sidney
1:11 Sat Nov 30
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If you bury it, bury it deep. Won't be nice to find some animal has dug it up and there's a partial eaten, partially decomposed cat on your lawn
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1964
10:54 Sat Nov 30
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Nearest woods
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Sven Roeder
7:30 Sat Nov 30
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Ask Gary Rhodes, believe he has a nice cat casserole recipe.
Doh!
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HairyHammer
5:55 Sat Nov 30
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All i can say is that its the right weather for it it will keep in the garden for a few days till you find a way.
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